Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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