I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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