I wannas sexs uuuuu
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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