You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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