If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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