i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
