Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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