normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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