I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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