i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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