I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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