OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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