he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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