I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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