just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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