I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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