Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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