Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
