It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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