If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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