dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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