Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Send help, water and tortillas.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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