Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we made out on top of his cat.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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