For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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