smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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