too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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