You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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