i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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