How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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