ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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