Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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