So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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