Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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