Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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