I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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