no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
pray to the hookup gods
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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