is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
