Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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