No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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