She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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