it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Randomize
