I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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