Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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