She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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