Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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