you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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