Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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