your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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