Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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