And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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